Dog & Doggini

Dog - Men oh men!, Doggini - Inner voice of mojrity of women.

1) Dog : Sugar, lets make love tonight !
Doggini : Sure baby,right after ur done cooking dinner tonight.

2) Dog : Am listening
Doggini : I KNOW u are!

3) Dog : Stop nagging.
Doggini : Start listning.

4) Dog : Sort out ur troubles with my mom.
Doggini : Cool,lets move out.

5) Dog : You spend too much!!!
Doggini : Didn u commit ursef to me?

6) Dog : No, u aint gettin fatter.
Doggini : Do i believe u or size xl that i bought?

7) Dog : Want me to help with the dishes?
Doggini : Aww,cud u do em all?

8) Dog : Am going for a boys night out.
Doggini : Yeah me too!

9) Dog : Oh God! if only u had better judgement
Doggini : I agree (gives a one over to the dog)

10) Dog : Baby,did u cum?
Doggini : Ofcourse dahlin!!!(rolls eyes*)

I am just playing around with prejudices related to men and women relationships.I think men are becomin a better deal..... yes, no, maybe?